Malachi Clark
Characters: Trump, Palin, Steve Shmidt, Katie Couric.
KC: So recently you actually endorsed Mr. Trump's campaign. What made you do this?
SP: Donald.. Can I call you Don? I'm a big fan of nick names.
DT: Sarah. Of course, it would be an honor.
(Trump sits completely still for the duration of this conversation only moving to make different expressions every couple minutes)
SP: Don has amazing views on everything. He makes me excited to be a part of america.
KC: What views of his do you specifically like?
SP: There are so many Katie I couldn't even decide which I'd like to talk about. Just everything he says excites me.
KC: Trump has talked about building a large wall to create a real border between the United States and Mexico how do you feel about this?
SP: This was one of those views I wanted to talk about. Don is an amazing family loving guy with great ideas and this is one of them. I don't know about you but I'm not a fan of anyone sneaking in, especially those sneaky Mexicans. We have a similar problem with those damn Canadians coming over our borders and the Russians let me stop before I get angry.
T: Thank you Sarah.
SS: SARAH come here. Cut the cameras. I know I have no authority above you know but shut the fuck UP.
SP: Steve. I need to talk about this. I need to be relevant.
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