(“ As Gov. Palin Press Secretary comes out to introduce Gov. Palin and Donald Trump.!”)
Gov. Palin’s Press Secretary: Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my pleasure to introduce Mrs. Sarah Palin and Mr.Donald Trump.
Sarah Palin: Thank you Barb it was my pleasure to have endorse Mr. Trump, but I would like to have Mr. Trump say a few words.
Donald Trump: Some of you may see Sarah Palin as the most craziest person to give somebody an endorsement but one thing you don’t know about her when she isn’t under pressure she is an intelligent woman.
Alaskan Civilian: If she was such an intelligent woman how come she always messes up with major interview like the interview with Katie Couric.
(Brings out John Mccain's campaign manager)
Mccain’s Campaign Manager: First of all Ms. whatever your name is Mrs. Palin is a very intelligent woman but she just got a little nervous because she has never been on a major interview where the whole world could see it.
Alaskan Civilian: If she was so nervous how can she be Vice President of the United States?
Mccain’s Campaign Manager: (no response)(speechless)
(Mccain’s Campaign Manager leaves the stage, with his head down.)
Alaskan Civilian: LOL, LOL
Mr.Trump: Mam, I don’t know why you're laughing because if I become president I'm Going to find you and deport you to any country I want. HAHA
(Alaskan Civilian Walks out the crowd, embarrassed)
Another Alaskan Civilian: Mrs. Sarah Palin do you give all your support to Donald Trump on his campaign.
Sarah Palin: You Bet I Do !!
Mr.Trump: Aww Thanks Sarah
Another Alaskan Civilian: Mr. Trump do you feel that you have any competition with Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders of becoming president of the U.S.
Mr. Trump:Those chumps! NoI feel that I have no competition.
Gov. Palin Secretary: That would finish this press conference in Anchorage Alaska.
(They walk off stage smiling)
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