Gov Palin’s Press Secretary-Thanks again for hosting Sarah at your most recent rally. She’s been doing great things the the wonderful state of Alaska and it's great that she could speak to the general public again. I know it could have gone more smoothly, but I think that we definitely got our point across.
Trump- Of course. Sarah is an essential party member and I am honored to have her endorsement. She is a great governor and an amazing woman. I enjoy her attitude, intelligence, and powerful presence.
*Trump Exits*
McCain Campaign Manager- We greatly appreciated Governor Palin’s work during the McCain campaign but are you kidding me? Did you actually just say that it went smoothly? Did you not hear her comment about ISIS? More evidence of her incompetence.
Gov Palin’s Press Secretary- I had to thank him. He willingly hosted her and even ran the risk of her making comments like she did. Trust me. I know she sounded ridiculous. She practically screamed for 20 minutes. However, Sarah appeals directly to Trump’s base. Her followers are devoted and motivated. Also this will blow over in a few days anyway with Trump and his own special crazy.
McCain Campaign Manager- “Rock n’ Rollers and holy rollers”? Are you serious? How are we supposed to bounce back from that?
Gov Palin’s Press Secretary- At least she didn’t make the Russia comment again.
*citizen enters the room
Citizen of Alaska: Hello. I was just at the rally and I just wanted to let you know how inspirational I thought those words were. I’m a hockey mom and I think both Trump and Palin support my views completely. Can I get a hallelujah!?!
McCain Campaign Manager and Press Secretary: Ha...Thank you.
*citizen exits*
Gov Palin’s Press Secretary- Good lord these people are out of their minds. I don’t understand how they could support trump, or even sarah after that “drill, baby drill” comment. I’m done with her. I’m just thankful she’s not a VP candidate anymore. I have PTSD thinking about it. Good luck with the Trump campaign.
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